Man learns to become a tyrant boss after watching Arnab vs Ashutosh fight

A diffident boss of an IT company successfully managed to become a tyrant manager after being inspired by the Arnab vs Ashutosh no-holds-barred fight on national television on Wednesday.

Rajesh, an employee of a multi-national software company, was till now frustrated that none of his subordinated cared two hoots for him and his presence in office.

“No one took me seriously so far. But after watching Arnab vs Ashutosh fight, I now know how to deal with the duds that are a part of my team,” Rajesh told his wife emphatically.

When asked by his wife how exactly he will tackle the difficult employees working under him, he snapped at her, “Who the hell are you to talk to me like this!”

“Don’t worry darling, that’s the start-line I have practiced with which I will begin a conversation in office,” Rajesh continued with a grin. “How’s that? Did you like it?”

When his wife tried to move on to some other conversation, Rajesh snapped at her again, “Shut up! Answer my question first. Don’t run away.”

Shocked by husband’s newly-found ‘voice’, she decided it was wise not to respond to a man inspired by the most stirring TV debate ever.

It remains to be seen whether Rajesh could become an aggressive boss but it is quite clear that he is now the second man in the country not scared of his wife.

(Amrut Thobbi is an editor by profession, satirist by heart and useless as a person. You can follow him at @amrutti on Twitter or Amrut Thobbi on Facebook)

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